Well, think again. Life beneath the waves can be fraught with peril -- well, little inconveniences anyway -- where even the most optimistic sponge can be put to the test. That&&&^s why SpongeBob SquarePants, star of the hit animated series on Nickelodeon, together with his friends and neighbors in the underwater world of Bikini Bottom, have contributed their...unique...insights on getting through life in this hilarious guidebook. Inspired by actual episodes, the SpongeBob SquarePants Survival Guide is packed with important tips and essential advice on everything from taming wild jellyfish to escaping a pool of tartar sauce. And we all know how important it is to know these things, don&&&^t we?

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