There are lots of things that regular people can do but dads can&&&^t.
Dads can&&&^t cross the street without holding hands.
They can push, but can&&&^t swing.
When dads play hide-and-seek they always get found, but they have a hard time finding you.
Dads really need to be kissed good night at bedtime.
It&&&^s a wonder they make it through life at all!